Ever wondered what happens when a hotel becomes a playground for consenting adults with a thirst for kinky knowledge? Buckle up, because Studio 58 is turning Gettysburg, PA, into the hottest classroom from July 31 to August 3, 2025. Their Naughty Knowledge event isn’t your average summer school—it’s a full-on adult hotel takeover packed with BDSM workshops, scandalous parties, and a vibe that’s equal parts playful and provocative.
A Kinky Curriculum That Doesn’t Hold Back
Summer’s still sizzling, but Studio 58 is already calling class to session. This isn’t about dusty textbooks or boring lectures. Naughty Knowledge blends a cheeky school theme with hardcore education for the curious and the bold. Whether you’re a newbie dipping your toes into kink or a seasoned pro sharpening your whip, this event’s got something for everyone.
What’s on the Syllabus?
With over 30 presenters, the lineup reads like a who’s-who of kink expertise. You’ve got Quiet Caramel, a public safety vet with 25 years under their belt, teaching a first aid class that’s as practical as it is essential. Then there’s Princess Rara from the Pink Kink Podcast, diving into the nitty-gritty with Knifeplay Experience 201 and Spanking from Sensual to Sadistic. Want to feel the heat? Her Fire Play 101 will light up your curiosity.
“Kink isn’t just about the act—it’s about trust, skill, and pushing boundaries safely.”
– Princess Rara, Pink Kink Podcast
Mistress Schari and her sub Catnip, hosts of Mischief Matters Radio, bring their A-game with sessions like Fellatio Fundamentals and Switches and Unicorns: They Do Exist. From bondage basics to edgeplay like electro and knife play, the curriculum doesn’t shy away from the intense. But it’s not all hardcore—consent workshops and safety talks keep things grounded, ensuring everyone plays smart.
Extracurriculars That Turn Up the Heat
Beyond the classrooms, Naughty Knowledge is a full-on experience. Think kinky karaoke, a homecumming dance that’s anything but PG, and a dodgeball game where the stakes feel deliciously high. Want to flex your creativity? The room decorating contest lets you transform your space into a kinky masterpiece. And don’t miss the human bingo mixer—a flirty, fun way to break the ice.
- Clothing-optional pool parties with sultry games.
- Private room parties hosted by guests for intimate vibes.
- Outdoor courtyard shopping with vendors like The Dungeon Store.
The event’s LGBTQ+ friendly vibe welcomes everyone—newcomers, swingers, or those “vanilla” folks ready to spice things up. It’s a judgment-free zone where curiosity reigns.
More Than Just Play: Serious Skills and Community
Don’t let the playful themes fool you—this event takes education seriously. Classes on yoga, chair dancing, and burlesque bring a sensual twist to self-expression, while talks on consent and mental health dive deep into the ethics of kink. It’s not just about getting your freak on; it’s about building a community that respects boundaries and celebrates exploration.
The vendor area, featuring heavyweights like The Dungeon Store (nominated for AVN awards, no less), offers everything from floggers to fetish wear. And with a clothing-optional pool area, the vibe stays loose and liberated.
Why Gettysburg? Why Now?
Gettysburg might seem like an odd choice for a kink fest, but that’s what makes it perfect. It’s discreet, accessible, and far enough from prying eyes to let loose. Running from July 31 to August 3, this four-day escape is timed to keep summer’s heat going strong. Plus, with volunteers welcome and details on the Yapp App, Studio 58 makes it easy to dive in.
So, ready to enroll in the sexiest school of 2025? Naughty Knowledge isn’t just an event—it’s a crash course in pleasure, trust, and unapologetic fun. Grab your spot at studio58events.com before the bell rings.