Listen, when Melony Melons says she’s rolling into town, half the East Coast starts checking flight prices. The uber-busty blonde MILF just confirmed she’s hitting the final EXXXOTICA of 2025 in Washington DC this weekend, and yeah—those bodacious, traffic-stopping naturals are 100% part of the package.
She’s posted up all three days at the massive Pro13 booth (you can’t miss the orange-and-black banners screaming for attention). Expect the usual chaos: fans lining up for selfies, grabbing signed 8x10s, and trying not to stare too hard while Melony leans in for the photo.
Melony Melons Brings the Holiday Heat to Dulles Expo
EXXXOTICA DC always has that end-of-year energy—like everyone knows it’s the last chance to get wild before family dinners and awkward office parties take over. Melony’s leaning all the way in. She already teased holiday outfits and, of course, the annual tradition of plopping those monster melons right on Santa’s lap for pics that break the internet every December.
“I love the DC show and sitting on Santa’s lap and getting holiday photos. My fans enjoy the holiday high jinx, too. I might even wear some holiday gear.”
– Melony Melons
Translation: prepare for red velvet, white fur trim, and cleavage deep enough to lose your soul in. Last year those Santa shots were pure chaos—expect round two to be even nastier.
Where and When to Catch Her
The show runs Friday through Sunday at the Dulles Expo Center in Chantilly, VA. Hours:
- Friday: 5 PM – 11 PM
- Saturday: 2 PM – 10 PM
- Sunday: 1 PM – 6 PM
Melony’s signing times bounce around (she likes keeping y’all on your toes), so either stalk her socials or just camp the Pro13 booth like a true degenerate. Pro tip: get there early on Friday if you want any shot at one-on-one time before the line turns into a goddamn parade.
What You’re Actually Getting at the Booth
Besides the obvious eye-feast, fans can scoop:
- Signed photos (some topless variants if you’re quick)
- Exclusive Melony merch—tees, calendars, the works
- Free Pro13 swag from ProDx Health (the rapid test every performer swears by)
- And yeah, selfies where she’ll probably press those triple-Ds right up against you for the shot
Word is she’s extra playful at DC shows. Something about politicians in the crowd makes her want to push buttons.
Last Call Before 2026
This is literally your final chance in 2025 to meet Melony Melons in person before she disappears into whatever tropical resort busty MILFs hibernate at during January. Tickets are still available at the official EXXXOTICA site—don’t sleep and end up paying scalper prices like a rookie.
Bottom line? If you’re anywhere near the DMV this weekend and you’ve ever rubbed one out to Melony’s Jules Jordan scenes or her legendary titty-drop clips, you already know what time it is. Get your ass to Chantilly, find the Pro13 booth, and try not to nut in your pants when she signs right across those glorious melons.
See you weirdos there.
