Jesus Christ, this Fall Brawl just keeps delivering gut punches. We’re down to the final four at Evolved Fights Lez and the second semi-final was pure chaos wrapped in sweat and bad intentions.
Agatha Delicious vs Nadia White – Someone Had to Break
Think size-matched veterans who hate losing more than anything. Same weight class, Agatha maybe an inch or two taller, but that’s it. One’s a legit Jiu-Jitsu killer they call “The Dragon.” The other is Nadia “BTF” White – yeah, the same dirty-fighting maniac who just sent Bella Rossi packing in one of the biggest upsets of the tournament.
Round 1 & 2: The Dragon Starts Breathing Fire
Trash talk out the gate was vicious. Agatha straight-up promised to “clobber” Nadia and toss her ass out. Nadia laughed, reminded everyone she already murdered Bella Rossi’s dreams, and basically dared The Dragon to try her.
Clothes came flying off faster than usual – Nadia was buck-ass naked before the first whistle even finished blowing. Agatha lost the top early and those two went at it like they had personal beef. Agatha’s BJJ looked crisp as hell, racking up points with control, near-submissions, and straight bullying Nadia around the mat. After two rounds it looked like The Dragon was about to roast another victim.
Round 3: The Part Where Nadia Reminds Everyone She’s a Freak
Here’s the thing – Nadia White doesn’t give a fuck about your wrestling points when Round 3 hits. That’s the sex round, baby, and Nadia lives for it. She flipped a damn switch.
Suddenly those thick legs were everywhere. Guillotine attempts, body triangles, facesitting for days – Nadia turned the whole thing into her personal playground. Agatha tried to keep the Jiu-Jitsu going but Nadia’s dirty game is next-level. Fingers, tongues, grinding, the whole filthy arsenal. The crowd (and the ref) lost their damn minds.
“Both ladies beat off some stellar wrestlers to get here, and this match was just as impressive. Either fighter could have walked away with the W.”
– Ariel X, owner and head ref
The Finish and That Insane Prize Round
I’m not spoiling the exact winner here – go watch the damn match – but someone tapped, someone came like a firehose, and then the victor literally threw the loser over her shoulder like a conquered prize and carried her off the mat. Straight-up caveman (cavewoman?) shit. Hottest trophy carry I’ve seen all year.
- Biggest upset potential of the tournament so far
- Round 3 went from competitive to straight porn in about thirty seconds
- Winner now faces Pari Love in the finals for “Greatest Sex Fighter of All Time” crown
Finals drop December 10th. If the rest of this tournament has taught us anything, it’s that brackets are made to be burned and favorites are just targets. Get your ass over to Evolved Fights Lez and catch up before the whole thing explodes again in two weeks.
Because whatever you think is gonna happen next? You’re probably wrong. And that’s exactly why we’re all addicted.
