Every year the same vanilla bullshit floods the timeline: “I’m thankful for family, friends, and pumpkin spice.” Cute. Meanwhile, your subscribers are jerking off to the thought of you bent over the kitchen counter covered in whipped cream. Why not give them what they actually want this November?
Enter Spanksgiving—the filthiest, most profitable unofficial holiday in adult. It’s Thanksgiving with the safety off: same overeating vibes, but the stuffing is a lot more… personal.
Why Spanksgiving Crushes Every Other Holiday Promo
Christmas has competition. Halloween is saturated. But Thanksgiving? Barely anyone in porn is playing in this sandbox. That means you own the entire niche for a solid week. Fans are already horny, bloated, and stuck at home avoiding relatives—perfect moment to slide into their DMs with something nastier than Aunt Karen’s dry turkey.
Killer Taglines That Write Themselves
These work on OnlyFans, Twitter, wherever. Post one and watch the tips roll in:
- “The only stuffing I care about doesn’t go in a bird.”
- “Grateful for lube, leftovers, and loyal payers.”
- “Pumpkin pie isn’t the only thing getting creamed tonight.”
- “Be thankful… or I’ll spank the ungrateful out of you.”
- “Full belly, empty balls—that’s the Spanksgiving way.”
They’re dirty enough to make subs hard, clean enough to stay on platform. Absolute gold.
Easy Money Makers You Can Launch Tomorrow
No need for a Hollywood production budget. Here’s what actually converts:
- Spanksgiving Feast Bundle – 5–10 older vids re-packaged as “courses” (appetizer, main, dessert). Throw in one new exclusive. Price it 30–40% off. Moves like crazy.
- Tip-to-Unlock Menu – $10 for tits & turkey, $25 for ass & cranberry sauce, $50 for full pussy stuffing vid. Feels playful, racks up fast.
- “I’m thankful for you” customs – 60-second clip where you say their name, thank them… then get nasty. Charge premium, deliver in 24h. Fans lose their minds over the personal touch.
- JOI with kitchen props – Wooden spoon spanking, basting brush teasing, whipped cream everywhere. Zero extra cost, insane re-bill value.
Dommes, This Is Your Super Bowl
Thankfulness and obedience go together like turkey and gravy for you. Try captions like:
“Gratitude is mandatory. If you cum without saying thank you, you’re getting punished with denial until Christmas.”
Or run a “Discipline Dinner” where every missed tribute adds another implement to the post-dinner spanking. Your subs will beg to stuff your CashApp instead of the bird.
Couples & Collabs—Feast Together
Thanksgiving is about sharing, right? Drop a boy/girl “family dinner goes wrong” scene. Over-the-table fucking while the timer’s still going? Chef’s kiss. Bonus points if someone’s still wearing the stupid pilgrim hat from the dollar store.
Even a simple MFM “passing the wishbone” clip will break your sales records. People are horny and bored—give them the chaos they crave.
Solo Creators Still Eat Good
Self-stuffing is a thing. Film yourself riding a suction-cup dildo stuck to the dining room chair while moaning about how full you are. Add some food play if you’re freaky. Solo accounts clean up during holidays because fans want that one-on-one vibe when they’re sneaking away from relatives.
Last Spanksgiving one creator I know did a “leftovers jerk-along” stream at 2 a.m. Black Friday—made five figures in tips while everyone else was asleep. True story.
Bottom line: November is sitting there dripping with potential. Stop posting corny gratitude lists nobody believes anyway. Give your fans a real reason to be thankful—your ass in 4K telling them exactly how to stroke while you count their tributes.
Now go carve that content, baby. Spanksgiving waits for no one.
