Nothing says “happy fucking birthday” like Little Puck throwing a three-hour cam extravaganza and torching her own prices. The alt princess we all pretend we don’t have bookmarked just announced she’s going live back-to-back this Friday the 13th—yeah, the date is perfect for her vibe—and basically daring you to miss it.
Little Puck’s Double-Platform Birthday Bash Hits December 13
Mark the calendar, clear the schedule, hide the credit card from yourself if you have to. The chaos starts at 7 PM PST on ManyVids for a full hour of whatever deliciously depraved things she feels like doing, then she hops straight over to OnlyFans from 8-10 PM PST for the extended afterparty. Three hours of pure Puck energy. Good luck surviving that.
What She Actually Said (Because It’s Cute as Hell)
“My birthday shows are always extra special because it feels like a big hangout with my community… It’s my way of saying thank you for supporting me all year.”
– Little Puck
Translation: expect the usual unhinged mix of roleplay, squirting, ridiculous toys, and that chaotic gremlin laugh we’re all weak for. If you’ve ever been in one of her streams, you already know the tip menu goes out the window five minutes in and it turns into beautiful anarchy.
The Real Crime: 50-75% Off Literally Everything
While she’s busy melting webcams, her entire ManyVids store is on fire-sale mode through December 18. We’re talking:
- Her legendary anal vids (yes, including the one with the traffic cone dildo—don’t judge me, you watched it too)
- Those creepy-cute ahegao clips
- Every single custom you’ve been too broke to buy… until now
50-75% off is stupid low for Puck content. Stock up before your roommate notices the charges.
Where to Stalk—I Mean Support—Her
Quick links so you don’t embarrass yourself googling later:
- Official site: LittlePuckpls.com
- Backup shop: Planoly.store/littlepuck
- And obviously the big two platforms linked above
Look, birthdays in porn are usually just an excuse to drop an overpriced clip. Little Puck actually shows up, goes feral for hours, and then hands you the keys to the candy store at clearance prices. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is.
See you weirdos in the chat Friday. Try not to blow your load before the OnlyFans half starts—that’s the pro move.
